when the bae is horny but u sleeping
The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more]
Previously: Part One
when the whole squad hit the mall looking fresh af
A solid three years of time-wasting.
Live fast; die young; leave a good-looking corpse turned 3 today!
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
how do people do backflips and shit like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
i’m funnier in real life but also uglier